Heroes

topic posted Fri, September 16, 2005 - 12:23 AM by  Christian
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You guys were at Burning Man at 7 and Bipolar, right? We were right across the street from you in the big green dome. We were already spending too much time making fun of shirtcockers when we started hearing you guys going on over your megaphone and launching pants at offenders. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. You guys are my heroes.
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Christian
Los Angeles
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  • Re: Heroes

    Fri, September 16, 2005 - 8:54 AM
    For a moment, we worried that our neighbours might object to how vocal we were about performing our public service. But, those fear were quickly put to rest as donations of pants, beer, hugs, liquor, and a really tasty kielbasa came pouring in to help us with our cause.

    So our pants landed in a few camps as we tested the range. Maybe we were a bit excessive by trying to hit 730 and bipolar from our camp. But...

    Where ever the pants cannon was, the shirtcockers were not.

    A penis is not an art car.
    • Re: Heroes

      Thu, March 23, 2006 - 2:02 PM
      My Droogs! How firmly on you press in the name of Anti-ShirtCocks! Proud! Proud, I am to say I can number you fuckers as my fellow soldiers in this war against the flying flacid phallus.
      • Re: Heroes

        Thu, March 23, 2006 - 2:11 PM
        Wait til you see this year's modifications.

        A penis is not a costume.
        • Re: Heroes

          Thu, March 23, 2006 - 5:35 PM
          We at Pantzooka Patrol do not mind penis per say just when they commit the fashion "don't" of shirt cocking.
          • Re: Heroes

            Thu, March 23, 2006 - 6:14 PM
            the Black Rock City Dust Bunnies Professional Pants Cannon team fully concurs.

            We enforce BRC bylaw 27.17 " When wearing a shirt, one must also wear pants."

            It's an all or nothing thing for us. Take it all off, or put it all on.
            • Re: Heroes

              Sat, March 25, 2006 - 7:17 PM
              I side with Judge Dread on this one, boys. Justice...minute by minute. You gotta make the call.

              Naked or shirted, some members neeed to be excluded from public scrutiny simply because. ya know?

              The truth is painful, but fuck it, it's the truth.

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